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The ___ Poetry Series

The Factory Cla-Clunk! Dust, Clumped up in feather gray clouds, In dark roach-infested corners. Cla-Clunk! Floating about in the choking...

You Get Me: Sequel to You Got Mail

“What!?” Steampunk blurted, his hands shaking. “I…I…If you think you can buy my forgiveness you have another thing coming! I refuse to be...

Long Live The King

Long Live The King   Little lion cubs, Torn to shreds. Teeth-tenderized pink flesh, Blood as red as a disa uniflora, Scattered onto...

To Be a Whopper

To Be a Whopper When did things change? Harder than rocks, Layered in a thin shield of milk chocolate, Once loved by all. Children dress...

Valentine

Valentine   A dark coffee brown, Honey sweet, Once liquid. Now a large heart, Solid chocolate, Filled with marshmallow.   “Women love...

Buns

Buns   Yellow like the corn, Toasted a pale leaf brown at its edges, Sprinkled with white grains of sugar, Doused in thick rouge cherry...

Feeling Faint

Feeling Faint   Dizziness, Blurring crystal clear vision, Into colorful blobs, Lively blobs, Peppered with specs of black, Until, Until a...

Breakfast

Breakfast   Hiss ! Bacon, flushing from white to red, Bathing in its own slick pastel oils, Bubbling lards, Cooks’ pork until crispy,...

Where Was I? Wilmington, Delaware!

So, yeah, things have been quiet here on the blog and I am the sorriest! I interned in Delaware under the kind thumb of the nice folks at...

Writing Prompt #2: The Rise of Wildlife

Writing Prompt #2: The Rise of Wildlife Animals have gained sentience and banded together. What is the first thing they do? A) Declare...

A Prompt of Titherspoon

Addendum Hello Peoples! To those who may not be aware, I have a story on here called,The Tale of Titherspoon. This story was born from...

Writing Prompt #1: Humans Do What!?

Writing Prompt #1: Humans Do What!? Aliens have made first contact with, us, Humans. What do they find the most baffling about Humans?...

A Challenger Approaches

A Challenger Approaches It was a normal family night, kids played, cards were dealt, adults swore like sailors, until I said it. The...

Mouthwash

Mouthwash Drip. Strong of mint, fluid as water. It burns my throat, burns my gums, burns my tongue, cleanses my teeth My mouth is freed...

The Tale of Titherspoon

A shadow suddenly blanketed itself over him, blocking out the limited amount of Christmas Eve sun that shined on him. Raising an eyebrow,...

Giggle

Giggle Giggle. Pulling of tiny teeth, shiny and silver-capped, brings about spurts of blood. Leaking in long pink rivets, waterfalling...

“To Our Family Name”

“To Our Family Name” Clink. Glasses chime together, a discordant choir, the hands of the grandfather clock sluggishly turn. Clink, Clink,...

Princess

Princess Skin as cold and slimy as a fish, the seas of the beachside rapidly retreat, becoming sticky and rancid like mucus. They float...

Ode To Purses

Ode To Purses From big to little, latched or zipped I always carry a purse. They rarely left my side. My first purse was burgundy red and...

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